Originally Posted by cam_girls

I'm going to Briskepticon in 2 days where 100s of skeptics, scientists and reporters will hear my thoughts aloud. I'm the Truman, a spy satellite broadcasts my thoughts everywhere around me.

Then I just have to spin a few lines WHY they made me the truman. My paranormal application had the address 4 MACINTOSH ST (for apple), I'm Graham Cooper (the groom computer), and other facts like the CEO of Aus Skeptics personally delayed Adam seeing Eve by 10 years, BOLT is the fastest man, BILL is the richest billionaire etc. etc. that might not mean anything to you over a text terminal, but hearing the mind probe instantly convinces anyone who I am.