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dokk · 04-26-2003, 10:05 PM

Here's what I'm going to do... for those of you read up on the thread or ask somebody or just whack your dick i don't care.

I don't know how long it'll take to patent.
Everything about it I have said is true.

If I can find a way to get a patent NEXT WEEK I'll get it.
If it takes longer, well i'll do it the fastest way that anybody can help me with or is willing to help me with blah blah blah.

As I said in the earlier post. I wished I could sell you one right now but obviously I CANT.. FUCKFUCKFUCK!

Then it hit me.. the fair way to do it.. and I smiled.

As I said the 1st 100 will go out signed by me and numbered with some very extra special free goodies you wouldn't have ever thought i'd think to send but you will know they were meant for you.

19.95 is the price.
Shipping is on me.

I am going to take the first 100 that paypal EXACTLY 19.95 to my paypal addy of:

[email protected]

I'll post as fast as I can or the first one you see post here that the payment was not accepted, you'll know the last one is gone.

Be advised this is a HIGH RISK investment.

You could use as much as 19.95 so PLEASE consider carefully before making your decision.

And thank god for every single one of you that trusted me back through all those wacked out couldn't work total bullshit things based just on my word.. you know.. like Albmside, Webmaster Live.. etc. ;-)

Be sure to put in subject line: PAYMENT FOR NON AUCTION ITEM

Best of luck to the lucky 100!!!!

04-26-2003, 10:05 PM
dokk Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Negril, Jamaica Posts: 723	You want a thing? FUCK IT. I'll get you one. Here's what I'm going to do... for those of you read up on the thread or ask somebody or just whack your dick i don't care. I don't know how long it'll take to patent. Everything about it I have said is true. If I can find a way to get a patent NEXT WEEK I'll get it. If it takes longer, well i'll do it the fastest way that anybody can help me with or is willing to help me with blah blah blah. As I said in the earlier post. I wished I could sell you one right now but obviously I CANT.. FUCKFUCKFUCK! Then it hit me.. the fair way to do it.. and I smiled. As I said the 1st 100 will go out signed by me and numbered with some very extra special free goodies you wouldn't have ever thought i'd think to send but you will know they were meant for you. 19.95 is the price. Shipping is on me. I am going to take the first 100 that paypal EXACTLY 19.95 to my paypal addy of: [email protected] I'll post as fast as I can or the first one you see post here that the payment was not accepted, you'll know the last one is gone. Be advised this is a HIGH RISK investment. You could use as much as 19.95 so PLEASE consider carefully before making your decision. And thank god for every single one of you that trusted me back through all those wacked out couldn't work total bullshit things based just on my word.. you know.. like Albmside, Webmaster Live.. etc. ;-) Be sure to put in subject line: PAYMENT FOR NON AUCTION ITEM Best of luck to the lucky 100!!!!