You guys are missing an important point. I've already beaten billion to one odds proving paranormal on video. The only missing part is whether I'm a lightning fast speed reader or not. On the paranormal test I will read from the top of the page only.
Just use your imagination for once, do the answers sound like they could possibly be from an intelligent source?
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Can I win the million dollar paranormal prize?
"... with the background of wailing vendors"
I guess that's a hit. OK number 2, uh supposed to show you the page.
When will Herc die?
"... with a cheap little gun"
I don't think that worked too well, maybe how I died.
The next 4 are from JREF paranormal investigation forum.
How do you know that you are Adam?
"... I dunno"
I dunno, there you go.
What can Adam do that would qualify for the JREF million dollar prize?
"Make them stop"
Why are you being tortured by the government?
"... I'm a witch"
I'm probably a warlock more than a witch.
Will Megan Fox win the Oscar for best actress in 2010?
"...in Tokyo Fox and I had adjoining suites"
Will Edmond Wollman ever pay back Susan Boyle?
That's from Cujo in sci.math
"..He never calls the place"
Will aliens ever visit Earth?
"There are few enough as it is"
OK will Earth be governed by an artificial intelligence in the future?
"logic probes, heat guns"
Will our atmosphere be healthy to breathe in 100 years?
"... managed to go all wrong then"
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I even have a control answering 3 of the same questions. He took 15 seconds to read the page for the 1st answer, and 5 seconds to read the page for the 3rd answer. "umm arrr let's see...."
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Will aliens ever visit Earth?
"comfortable, welcome and at home"
Will Earth be governed by an artificial intelligence in the future?
"later on"
Will our atmosphere be healthy to breathe in 100 years?
"are protected"
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I'll make a deal with you. Put up a video of yourself answering the same 10 questions, your answers will be so crap compared to mine you will believe I am Adam. If I'm wrong I'll go to ER and tell them the whole story. Put up or shut up!!