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Originally Posted by cam_girls
Of course all you have to do is answer 10 questions with quotes from random pages of a book, compare your answers to mine, and my claim is either justified or disproven.
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OK, let's take this thing for a test drive. I'll answer the same 10 questions - errr.. wait, you only did 7- ok, make that the same 7 questions you answered using a copy of "Shit Magnet" by Jim Goad.
Can I Herc the million dollar paranormal prize?
"All I hear is the bitter wind" pg 125
When will Herc die?
"JUNE 11TH START/OUT AUGUST 14TH." pg 199
How do we know that Herc is Adam?
"As with the White House Shooter, I find myself being blamed for something about which I feel zero culpability." pg 121
What can Adam do that would qualify for the JREF million dollar prize?
"Maybe she shouldn't have been showing naked pictures of herself in Texaco parking lots... or performing fellatio on her boyfriend's dog... or walking around downtown Portland with cum dried on her face from gutterpunk circle jerks... or exchanging blowjobs for heroin." pg 141
Why are you being tortured by the government?
"Such muddying of the physical and theoretical led to several propositions that were so irrational, they boardered on the insane." pg 90
Will Megan Fox win the Oscar for best actress in 2010?
"One guy tells me he's opposed to domestic violence but would make an exception in her case." pg 217
Will Edmond Wollman ever pay back Susan Boyle?
"And he never complains about it." pg 210
So, what do YOU think!?