It's not miraculous that nearly everything I pulled was funny.. it's a funny fucking book. The only thing that really suprised me was I didn't land on anything containing the word "negro".
Read it-
http://www.amazon.com/Shit-Magnet-Mi...der_0922915776
Sorry to dissapoint that I won't roll around in my own feces just to prove to you that you're drowning in shit.
Hey, maybe you can get one of your cam girls to make a video? Oh, wait, shit.. that's right- you don't have anyone working for you.
