Funny facts about Chuck Norris! Post yours!
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
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