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Originally Posted by Bama
For fuckers that do this sort of thing - there should be no such term as "cruel punishement". Strap that fucker to a chair and...
Day 1: Take a butter knife - cut asshole few times - pour salt on wounds - let sit
Day 2 - 11: Cut off one finger - use propane blow torch to stop the bleeding - repeat for 9 more days
Day 12: Call in one very hungry rat
Day 13 - 22: Cut off one toe - use propane blow torch to stop the bleeding - repeat for 9 more days
Day 23: Nail his balls to the chair
Day 24: Burn plastic - let molten plastic drip on fucker
Day 25: Can of hairspray and 1 bic lighter - blowtorch to face
Day 26: Cut out tongue
Day 27: Make listen to Ashley Simpson records on full volume
Day 28: Hammer time - and I'm not talking music this time!
Day 29. Place feet in tub of acid
Day 30: Lot of very very very angry bees/yellow jackets
That's my month of fun and games for him! Who gets month 2?
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I like your style! Although I would combine Barney and The Wiggles videos to be played loudly in the background for all the above except for day 27 and going old west old school by burying him up to his neck, glazing his skin with a light layer of honey then pour a box of fire ants on him. They have the bite that keeps on stingin'!