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Old 11-30-2009, 01:44 PM  
ShellyCrash
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I tried to channel a question just to test my psychic abilities.

"What kind of car does Herc drive?"

and this is what came up,

"However, Juan and Maria couldn't afford to attend the town's annual fiesta."
LazyCash! I can't believe it but you have the gift too!!!

I don't have a magic 8 ball, but to try another method, let's "Ask the Iron Sheik"!

Is Herc really Genesis Adam?

The Sheik- "I never respect you. Never."

Will Herc be able to build out camgirls.com as a successful stand alone business?

The Sheik- "In never respect you again."

Does Jennifer Brooks really rhyme with with Jessica 6?

The Sheik- "Put that idea in the camel clutch."



Amazing! Somehow either I am channeling god or he is speaking to me through the Iron Sheik app on my phone but the chances of the Iron Sheik hitting with such relevancy... I mean, what is that, Herc? Like 6,000,000 to 1?

Personally, I think it's hysterical you think last night's "Shit Magnet" dipping was so dead on accurate that I must be lying. The thing that makes bible dipping, magic 8 balls, fortune cookies and horoscopes work is the interpretation of the reader. It's not fucking magic and we're not all gifted. It's the same principal, it's all random open ended bullshit and you draw your own relationships and conclusions.
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