sorry you lying slut, but these are NOT random.
Quote:
Can I Herc the million dollar paranormal prize?
"All I hear is the bitter wind" pg 125
NOTHING HAPPENS???
When will Herc die?
"JUNE 11TH START/OUT AUGUST 14TH." pg 199
A DATE????
How do we know that Herc is Adam?
"As with the White House Shooter, I find myself being blamed for something about which I feel zero culpability." pg 121
What can Adam do that would qualify for the JREF million dollar prize?
"Maybe she shouldn't have been showing naked pictures of herself in Texaco parking lots... or performing fellatio on her boyfriend's dog... or walking around downtown Portland with cum dried on her face from gutterpunk circle jerks... or exchanging blowjobs for heroin." pg 141
SOMETHING PEOPLE DO???
Why are you being tortured by the government?
"Such muddying of the physical and theoretical led to several propositions that were so irrational, they boardered on the insane." pg 90
FOR MY THEORIES???
Will Megan Fox win the Oscar for best actress in 2010?
"One guy tells me he's opposed to domestic violence but would make an exception in her case." pg 217
ABOUT A WOMAN????
Will Edmond Wollman ever pay back Susan Boyle?
"And he never complains about it." pg 210
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HAHAHA what a lying slut, and she STILL goes on.... no no no I am honest they were all done using bibliomancy, I just happened to make funny relevant in context jokes with every answer.