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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom
I never fart in front of someone I am dating, no matter how far into the relationship. Nor do I want a girl in the bathroom when I am dropping a deuce. Once you get to that point your relationship is already fucking dead and over...
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So...... when youre married, youll never fart?
That cant be healthy. Where will the gas go?
Ive always believed the way to keep a relationship healthy is to have separate bedrooms. Is there anything wrong with this idea? Keep some mystique in the relationship plus you can fart all you like.