It's a serious subject, but had to chuckle when I saw this one:
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Earl of Pimpwitch Suffers KO Loss to War Machine
Ben English, aka ?The Earl of Pimpwitch? or Benny E to his friends (born August 12, 1964) is a British pornographic actor.
He also performed in a bisexual movie with T.J. Hart.
He is also the founder and owner of the adult talent agency LA Direct Models.
As a male actor, he uses the name Ben English. As the owner of LA Direct Models, he?s Derek Hay.

Derek Hay - Ben English?s Pro record
1 match (0 wins - 1 loss)
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I hope Derek is okay, and nothing more serious than his ego was bruised...
ADG