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Vendot · 12-03-2009, 04:45 AM

I think a lot of you are not taking this very seriously and im talking about a long term relationship..... like maybe even a marriage situation.

Youre in a relationship and all men need to fart. Its a bodily function.

You cannot ALWAYS go to the toilet to fart, if youre sharing a bed. In any case, you cannot possibly schedule a fart. What i mean is that when you arrive in the toilet, the chances are that the fart isnt ready and you have wait a futher 20 minutes or so.

Then what?

I think the idea of farting into a closet is great ie to dampen the reverberations but of course its highly inconvenient especially if the closet is in the same bedroom. I can imagine the lady asking why he got out of bed to fart in the closet when he could just have farted in the bed.

Sharting is just pure disgusting and thats not what this thread is about.

12-03-2009, 04:45 AM
Vendot Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Malaysia Posts: 3,376	I think a lot of you are not taking this very seriously and im talking about a long term relationship..... like maybe even a marriage situation. Youre in a relationship and all men need to fart. Its a bodily function. You cannot ALWAYS go to the toilet to fart, if youre sharing a bed. In any case, you cannot possibly schedule a fart. What i mean is that when you arrive in the toilet, the chances are that the fart isnt ready and you have wait a futher 20 minutes or so. Then what? I think the idea of farting into a closet is great ie to dampen the reverberations but of course its highly inconvenient especially if the closet is in the same bedroom. I can imagine the lady asking why he got out of bed to fart in the closet when he could just have farted in the bed. Sharting is just pure disgusting and thats not what this thread is about.