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xenigo · 12-05-2009, 03:31 AM

Once... and it was the ONE time I got a booty call from a relatively random chick... I didn't leave the house until 2 hours after she texted saying she wanted me to come over because her parents weren't home... and 2 years later, she called and said she went to Planned Parenthood and they said she had "the worst case of HPV they've ever seen".

::vomit::

I'm glad I was lazy that night.

Edit: I headed over after she had gone to sleep. She never answered the phone.

12-05-2009, 03:31 AM
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	Once... and it was the ONE time I got a booty call from a relatively random chick... I didn't leave the house until 2 hours after she texted saying she wanted me to come over because her parents weren't home... and 2 years later, she called and said she went to Planned Parenthood and they said she had "the worst case of HPV they've ever seen". ::vomit:: I'm glad I was lazy that night. Edit: I headed over after she had gone to sleep. She never answered the phone. Last edited by xenigo; 12-05-2009 at 03:33 AM..