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Originally Posted by SuzzyQ
Hey Shoehorn,
Why dont you just sue him in small claims court?. He wont show up, You get a judgment. When he refuses to pay, you get a lien against his bank accounts....
Since this is across state lines, just sue him in Federal Court. The lawyers fee's he will have to pay will be 10x what he owes you.
Its not the money now, its the principal.
And here is a bump since this has fallen down the page...
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JUDGE: Bailiff, what is the next case?
BAILIFF: Shoehorn vs Dirty D, involving PPC with no TOS.
JUDGE: FTW? What brings you here Mr...um, Shoehorn?
SHOEHORN: One of the lawyers on Go Fuck Yourself suggested I could recover the money Dirty D refuses to pay me in small claims court.
JUDGE: Did you just tell me to Go Fuck Myself?!? I hereby find you in contempt of court, and fine you $470.
What does the defendant have to say for himself?
DIRTY D: Affiliates may not use the term Crackwhore Confessions in PPC campaigns to send sells to my site which depicts desperate drug addicted prostitutes being humiliated and degraded. I should be the only one allowed to make money off of this form of exploitation.
JUDGE: Is that in your Terms of Service?
DIRTY D: Well, no, but it's my program, so I can impose arbitrary rules whenever I want to.
JUDGE: That's not the way it works in my courthouse. Wait a minute, you look familiar, do you have any priors?
DIRTY D: I was arrested a few times for oral sex and jerking off at an adult theater, but I can explain - that was...er, um..."research".
JUDGE: I hereby fine you $470. Bailiff, get these filthy scum out of my courtroom, NOW!!!
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