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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat
Dear Sands, what are your rates for "Kitten Punching"?
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Depends on the type of kitten and the kung fu style you'd like me to use. For example, Phoenix Eye Fist on a newborn tabby will run you about $25/hour, whereas the tried and true Crane Style on one of those newfangled breeds will be $50/hour and will require an initial deposit.