Me (Janitor): Hey! Whats going on here?
Ladies: Um....we were just....uhhhh....ummmm.....
Me: Oh, I know EXACTLY what you were doing.
Ladies: (getting dressed) um....we....um.....
Me: STOP! Stay just like that....(whipping out tiny penis)...unless you want me to go to the Principals office!
Cue Cheesey Porn Music....bow-chika-bow-wow......
I will leave the rest up to your imagination.
--T
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