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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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Originally Posted by Scootermuze
Not to change the subject, but I often wondered, with all the improvising the professor did to create various things, why he didn't throw together a few things to patch those little holes in the boat..
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Multiple Choice Answer:
1) He was too busy banging Ginger and Maryanne
2) He was into MILFs so he was too busy banging Mrs Howell
3) He was too busy sucking Gilligan's dick and getting sucked off by Gilligan
4) He was too busy getting sucked off by the Skipper and sucking the Skipper's dick
5) He was too busy beating off in a hammock alongside Gilligan, the Skipper, and Thurston Howell the 3rd
6) He used the holes in the hull as glory holes and collected coconuts off the others in exchange for them using it
7) He was so pissed about Dirty D not paying Shoehorn, and all of the other mess about Dirty D, that it slipped his mind
Not sure if you knew, but Dirty D is a castaway too:
ADG