BREAKING NEWS:
Dirty D has a mole in his camp that has been leaking even more details about his shadiness...
Remember the 10-day cruise he went on, which was supposed to leave Dirty D unable to connect to the internet and respond to this thread (even though it has been pointed out that most cruise ships are internet equipped these days, and that Dirty D was caught logging-in surreptitiously)?
Well, I have heard from an unnamed source about Dirty D's next plot to avoid commenting on the mountain of allegations against him...
He is planning to stage his own disappearance.
I was unable to get all of the details, however what I could piece together is this:
Dirty D will have someone issue a press release and post a sad tale that Dirty D's cruise ship was lost at sea, but that Affiliates should keep sending sells, because the program pretty much runs on auto-pilot anyway (which is how he could spend all day in the past getting loaded on pot).
People will call bullshit, so that eventually another press release and post will be made showing a picture that Dirty D's cruise ship was found, but despite valiant efforts to locate Dirty D, he remains missing - but that Affiliates should continue to send sells.
I hacked into one of the programs computers and found this picture:
Even more shocking, is that I found another picture, which appears to be Dirty D on some deserted island, however it turns out that it is just a set constructed next to the Glory Hole in his living room.
Apparently, once people called bullshit again, Dirty D was going to try and prove that he really is marooned by releasing a photo that he was able to transmit via a crude banana and coconut jury-rigged device (since there is no internet access on the island) - and that he was never coming back, but that Affiliates should continue to send sells:
Now that this evil plot has been exposed, I expect that Dirty D will casually step back inside in the not too distant future, utter a brief contrived mea culpa (without actually answering all of the issues swirling around about himself and his program)...and then of course, tell everyone to keep sending him sells.
Don't be fooled sheeple!!!
ADG