magpan

Yeah, if you live in a fucking cardboard box or a hammock and eat deep-fried cockroaches and crickets and som tam / rice for the entire year. I fucking hate the backpacker culture --- oh, it's so fun carrying around the heavy-ass rucksack, getting 'dreads, being broke, and always smelling like a dirty sock. It's so fun having a guy like me behind you in line at immigration, paying your overstay (allowing you to get your ass back to France after you've clearly been on 'E' for a month in Koh Phangan, waiting for the full moon party). Really, who the fuck wants to go to a 3rd world country and live on $85 / month? The girls (and, even ladyboys) won't even fuck Brad Pitt without the money. So, the only thing that you're guaranteed is that, as a bum, you probably won't freeze to death, being in a tropical environment.