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It was funny but to far fetched. who the fuck would pee in a bottle. i have to do it at work sometimes because i refuse to pee in a bathtub that is already loaded with water knowing someone may have to stick his hand in there to get out nails or screws. One time i forgot to cap the bottle and when i went to throw it in the dumpster after my release i noticed a bum was digging for garbage un beknownst to him that a bottle of piss was about to land on him. side note. try peeing in a small water bottle on stilts and not getting any on you. the pee hole barely fits on the inside of the bottle. you have to hold it away just enough to let air get out, then as you pee, the bottle starts to get real warm and it kinda makes you horny in a sick way cuz your feeling something warm in your hand, and that in turn makes you pee more just cuz its like having your hand in warm water. The worst is if you accidentaly spill someone elses pee that has been fermenting for days. sometimes i will purposely knock that bottle over in hopes that the next guy that walks in will have to do his job in there and i can sit there and laugh at him and claim that it was like that when i walked in. or stir up the tub filled with pee water. thats another good one. ever now and then someone has to shit in a bucket at the job site and use he shirt sleeve as shit tickets. its quite amusing to see a guy walking around with a one sleeved shirt!
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