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a few years ago when i was 16, i had a part time job, in a kids toy shop.
I worked on the santa groto collecting £1 coins from parents for there kids to see santa.
The thing was they had two santas. one in the morning and one in the afternoon. both hated each other and both were drunk as a newt.
i spent my time having to calm each of them down. they would say what has that f**** so and so being saying. I had to lie and say nothing at all.
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