Originally Posted by Quentin

Hell, I'll up the ante even further: send us 25 mobile sales between now and the show, and I'll show you my tits.

My tits have much to recommend them; they are 100% natural, only slightly saggy, and no man has ever fondled them.

(OK, so maybe a couple of guys have been permitted to give 'em a squeeze.... but only because they tipped really well and promised to make me a star.)