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MrMaxwell · 12-17-2009, 03:57 AM

Keyboards should be priced starting at $1M
Because everyone who gets ahold of one and manages to gather the brain cells to press a power button instantly knows everything. What's more, they've done everything. Plus, they ARE everything. It's just afuckingmazing, man, like wow.

We got 9/10 GFY members hardened tough as nails wartime immortals.
We got rabid Michael Jackson fans who are straight as an arrow
We got programs converting 1:1 using Ibill
We got EVERYONE on here who can kick ANYONE ELSES ass
We got camgirls with $1000/minute slits between their legs

Hell.
I think that I'll be the guy who can have adjustable erections.

Dig this... I can be 3" for blowjobs or 9" for intercourse and buttsex
And I know that it's true..
And I have indisputable proof..
Because I JUST TYPED IT ON MY KEYBOARD

12-17-2009, 03:57 AM
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Keyboard warriors.. The only constant online Keyboards should be priced starting at $1M Because everyone who gets ahold of one and manages to gather the brain cells to press a power button instantly knows everything. What's more, they've done everything. Plus, they ARE everything. It's just afuckingmazing, man, like wow. We got 9/10 GFY members hardened tough as nails wartime immortals. We got rabid Michael Jackson fans who are straight as an arrow We got programs converting 1:1 using Ibill We got EVERYONE on here who can kick ANYONE ELSES ass We got camgirls with $1000/minute slits between their legs Hell. I think that I'll be the guy who can have adjustable erections. Dig this... I can be 3" for blowjobs or 9" for intercourse and buttsex And I know that it's true.. And I have indisputable proof.. Because I JUST TYPED IT ON MY KEYBOARD