LOLZ!
i actually had something similar almost happen to me. i was riding my motorcycle and almost home from a very long road trip. i was quite tired and didn't realize i had been following a truck pulling a horse trailer full of horses, the last horse had his ass hanging out the back.
the moment i changed lanes to go around him was right when that last horse took a huge shit/piss, all that excrement hit the road and erupted in a big cloud, which i narrowly avoided.
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