Being a normal horny male I always wondered why women spoil a good thing.
Our maker gave them a body, nice lips, perky nipples, smooth body, etc for men to admire and love to be with.
Then,
1. They botox their lips so it looks like 2 rings of bologna laying on their face.
2. They add 2 pounds of rings piercing their eyebrows, nose, eyelids, cheeks, lips, etc.
3. They add a pound of piercing to each of their normally beautiful nipples.
4. They add another pound of rings and danglers to their belly button.
5. They add another pound or two of rings to their pussy lips and clit.
6. They add gross tatoos all over their bodies thinking it looks sexy. NOT.
Then, they want you to admire their body and take them to bed.
If I wanted to fuck a tatooed jewelry box I'd go to Macy's and buy a box, throw some costume jewelry in it, use a magic marker and draw some pictures on it and then .... I'd fuck whip the wanker off in the box. No fuss, no muss, no alimony, no bitching, no dinners, no movies, no expensive clothes and above all ... no worry on getting struck by lightning.
Come on women, you can't improve what your maker gave you. You are already sexy. Don't ruin it.
