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Old 12-21-2009, 02:10 AM  
AbortedFajitas
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This site is going to turn fat jackoffs into full blown rapists.

Scenario - Fat guy (YesSignals.com customer) is riding the bus. He is on the way back to his mom's basement after shopping at the comic book store. A hot girl on the bus accidentally glances back at him. Fat guy thinks to himself, "Oh my god, I saw this on YesSignals.com. She just gave me sideways look just like the horse faced girl showed me on the website."

Fat guy proceeds to wait for hot girl's stop and then steps off the bus behind her. He waits until no one is around and approaches hot girl and attempts to hit on her. Hot girl totally denies him and gets really scared, destroying the delusionary world that years of jerking off to strange porn and YesSignals.com have created for him. Fat guy instantly snaps and grabs her by the arms, pulling her into a back alley, where he then rapes her repeatedly and murders her.
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