Originally Posted by spacedog

I'm gonna do a rap song and become the next one hit wonder


Check this mother fucker smacking his bitch up,
I'm gonna fuck this niggers world up,
but that OG show he strapping and I be running.
Nigger probably woulda not fell and shot a bullet through his own lips,
if he woulda just pulled his fucking pants up.

Eminem, time for you to move over, you're just kids candy.
I'm the new deal and the ladies find me dandy,
living large on exclusive beaches so sandy,
I keep a large supply of condoms handy.



Can you hear me laughing now? Huh? Huh?
If I hold my nutsack as I ask you this, would it help you comprehend?
HUH? Twat you say? I cunt hear you.. .. Louder.... LOUDER... UH!!!

You remember Easy E? I think he was fucking cheesy,
but even more so is fucking Jay Z.
I'd tell him that, but I'm too busy.