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To Whom It May Concern,
I've coded many, many Stars Wars fan pages on Angelfire (with flaming .gifs). I understand that this more than qualifies me for the aforementioned position(s). However, I have two questions:
1) Will you provide funds to relocate me and my seven narcoleptic cats (each of which is named after the dwarfs in Snow White). Please keep in mind that Dopey has a fickle stomach, and so road travel is out of the question.
2) Is your office "green"?
Kindest regards,
BoboFat69
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