"Basic" joke for the old school peeps
10 INPUT "What is your name: ", U$
20 PRINT "Hello "; U$
30 INPUT "How much money do you want: ", N
40 S$ = ""
50 FOR I = 1 TO N
60 S$ = S$ + "*"
70 NEXT I
80 PRINT S$
90 INPUT "Do you want more money? ", A$
100 IF LEN(A$) = 0 THEN GOTO 90
110 A$ = LEFT$(A$, 1)
120 IF A$ = "Y" OR A$ = "y" THEN GOTO 30
130 PRINT "Happy retirement! "; U$
140 END
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