You know, a while back, I lost it on some fucker wanting me to take my shoes off. I told them it was all rubber, no metal inside and that it has gone thru all kinds of detectors before with no problem.
So they Called the supervisor, who said this, after telling me take my shoes off, or I'm not going anywhere. You better not have been to a garden centre or a farm lately and stepped into fertilizer, or you are going to be here for a long time.
OOPS, never thought of that one
So you could go to home depot or some such place innocently step into a spilled bag of fertilizer, then be considered a a terror suspect, if you happen to fly with those same shoes on. Ever since then I just shut the fuck up
