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Old 12-30-2009, 03:27 PM  
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Originally Posted by sharphead View Post
Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.
i have watched baseball games too , boring as all fuck.

Someone sings a terrible rendition of the anthem
some nobody throws out the first ball
buncha guys throw the ball back and forth whilst grabbing their crotches and spitting

rinse and repeat , yet its still entertaining and still making dough

i know its not really the point but , in a way it is...
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