YO so im at fuckin moxies over here eatin chick and grits. and this waitress comes up to me and asked if i wanted to sample their "mini BLT sandwiches" and i was like "YOOOOOO bitch how bout some of my cock meat sandwhich?"
then i pulled my cock out for under the table and rested it on my lap. she looked at me with a big O face and was like "that meal is big enough for an appetizer dinner AND desert".
when the bill came it had her number on it. thats how a REAL PLAYAH does it.
WHOS A PIMP? ME
