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Originally Posted by sicone
I thought Muslims provided more bang... that's what FOX news tells me anyways
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Your American muslim is prime choice. They are known to go bang. Your American Jew is in the top ten. But the first choice is always your Christian fundamentalist. The demand is heavy.
When any of the above discover porn and make money a biological change occurs. They emerge as a subspecies known as porno moronus. They develop "opinions". They buy Lambos, and crash them. Mostly they migrate like lemmings to an area of the Southern USA known as Florida and endlessly bore you with temperature and sunshine posts.
But fortunately, once a year, big winds and large waves shut them up. But soon they forget and resume weather stories. It makes harvesting them much easier.