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Old 01-17-2010, 06:57 PM  
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He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass.

Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass.

Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.
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