It would be a great excuse to not fuck
I mean, hell, every time I'm with some woman they want to fuck fuck fuck fuck
I like blowjobs
If I was fat, I could say, I just don't have the energy, oh I am so tired, wahhh.. just give me a blowjob and ride my face you naughty bitch.... yeah baby just like that... grrr... you're such a dirty girl.... you little cocksucker... while spanking her really hard .. watching her juices run down her inner thighs.. the whole room smelling like the inside of a woman.. god. . I'm horny today
Ahem
What I meant was,
Being fat might have advantages
Jus' Sayin'