The top 10 things I LOVE about porn
1. I get to see hot women have sex
2. I get to imagine it's me having sex with the hot women.
3. I don't have to deal with all the drama that usually is associated with knowing the hot women enough to be able to have sex with her.
4. I'm not worried about getting the woman I'm watching get pregnant.
5. No worries about STDs
6. I can imagine fucking women from any race and not worry about her father being pissed at me
7. it's really cheap and easy to find another women to wack off to.
8. When I find another women I don't loose my house
9. I get to work in porn at my house in my underwear at odd hours
10. I've met my best friends from this industry
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