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Does anybody have any relatives at Fox News they could call about this? Maybe if Fox declared Florida to be in our "win" column, the rest of the networks would fall in line and call the whole election for us!
Wait.... wrong manner of voting. Never mind.
Too bad, because rumor has it that Alito, Thomas, Roberts, Kennedy and Scalia are big Pink Visual fans, so we'd be a shoe-in if Fargo challenged the outcome in court.
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Q. Boyer
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