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Originally Posted by baddog
56. You hit puberty yet?
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Gotdamn you're only 56 for real?
You need this...
And this...
And NONE of this....
And leave this shit alone....
And then you need this....
And this...
Put a generous amount of this on your face every day
And get some of this and make facials for your face and beard once a week at least.
And just pray to God that you can find one of these, get naked and jump your whole ass in it....
You're already a snappy dresser so I know that you like to look good. And I know that you have a beautiful woman that already loves you unconditionally...But only 56? Jesus!!!..You need to do something RIGHT NOW!!!!!