Originally Posted by BVF

Gotdamn you're only 56 for real?

You need this...



And this...



And NONE of this....



And leave this shit alone....



And then you need this....



And this...



Put a generous amount of this on your face every day



And get some of this and make facials for your face and beard once a week at least.



And just pray to God that you can find one of these, get naked and jump your whole ass in it....



You're already a snappy dresser so I know that you like to look good. And I know that you have a beautiful woman that already loves you unconditionally...But only 56? Jesus!!!..You need to do something RIGHT NOW!!!!!