Quebradillas, Puerto Rico? Shit. It's 5 degrees (above/below, whatever, here)
Fuck man if you're outside the states on an island I guess my RV suggestion wont work out.
Fuck who knows. LOL Puerto Rico?
Isn't $1000 quite a bit of cabbage in PR?
I'm the guy in the 69 van giving advice to a guy on the beaches of PR.

(Not really, wasn't me but, that guy was 4 real, a real man, slept in a diff park and had a great view every morn, not that bad an idea really even today if you got power and an ISP hook up, to save $1K/month, if you're hurtin for bucks.)
.. and have no mailing addy

OK just a po box.