Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

One of my dogs is deaf and can't hear shit.
The other dog hears this:

"Blah blah blah... blah blah, bleh... blah blah, *COOKIE!*..... blah blah, bleckity bleh, *TRUCK!*... bleh blab blab yak yak.... blah *WALK!*..... blah blah blah *DINNER!*.... " and that's about it.