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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Yeah right!
You can't handle the Ling - within a week she would reduce you to a small puddle of happy with a big smile on the floor, wipe you up, wring you out in a bucket, and toss you out like yesterday's bath water...
Besides, I got first dibs! 
ADG |
1) The DWB can handle the Ling. Trust me. I've been dating dirty whores like that, maybe worse, since I was 16. They make my world go 'round. If they won't throw down and gang fuck a bunch of hard pipe hittin' ghetto boys and take it in both holes and used as a human cum receptacle, I don't want them.
2) You can have dibs. Getting sloppy seconds turns me on. In fact, call a buddy and bring a friend, the more goo you can fill her with before she gets to me, the better.