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Amputate Your Head · 02-03-2010, 05:09 PM

I'm all out of tequila and too lazy to go to the store.
In situations like this, I keep looking at this bottle of Jim Beam that's been kicking around here through a few holiday seasons.... but every time I try even one tiny sip I wanna hurl on my shoes.

I think I'd rather have a nice glass of hot foot water than ever taste bourbon again.

And to think, 25 years ago I drank that shit like there was no tomorrow.

oh well. Foot water it is then.

02-03-2010, 05:09 PM
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Bourbon whiskey quite possibly the worst booze ever devised? I'm all out of tequila and too lazy to go to the store. In situations like this, I keep looking at this bottle of Jim Beam that's been kicking around here through a few holiday seasons.... but every time I try even one tiny sip I wanna hurl on my shoes. I think I'd rather have a nice glass of hot foot water than ever taste bourbon again. And to think, 25 years ago I drank that shit like there was no tomorrow. oh well. Foot water it is then.