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Originally Posted by the real magoo
Who cares about bikinimodels when you can have Brazilian fart porn?
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Something about bikinis does it for me... especially the sheer, mesh, and see thru ones. To me it's more erotic at times than lingerie or even nude. Call me crazy, but it makes me WONDER if I'm gonna get some rather than cementing it like a girl in underwear or naked in the bedroom. Not that the lingerie & nakedness isn't the goal, but, it adds mystery and I like the tease.
What a sexy bikini says to me is: "We're going to the beach and you are gonna show off your body to me, ask me to rub cocoa butter on you, I'll pretend not to get a hard on, and you'll giggle that you gave me one. Then, we'll flirt back and forth for a few hours almost naked in public, go back to my beachside cabanna, compare tan lines, and fuck like wild monk seals!!! Sounds like a cool website:
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