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Amputate Your Head · 02-09-2010, 06:42 PM

I have chronic heartburn every single day. Been living with it for years.
Here's what you do:

Get some heartburn pills, like from Safeway or something. You want Zantac or the equivalent. Next, get one pill out & ready to swallow. Next, Pour a half glass of water, like 4 ounces or so. Mix in a half teaspoon of baking soda and stir until it's clear. Make sure it's clear. Drink it, and swallow the pill. (Half teaspoon only. More is not better in this case.)

The baking soda water will eliminate your heartburn in about 15 seconds, and last long enough (an hour or so) for the pill to take effect for long term relief.

I do this usually twice a day, sometimes up to four times if I'm going crazy with chili and tequila. It works.

02-09-2010, 06:42 PM
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I have chronic heartburn every single day. Been living with it for years. Here's what you do: Get some heartburn pills, like from Safeway or something. You want Zantac or the equivalent. Next, get one pill out & ready to swallow. Next, Pour a half glass of water, like 4 ounces or so. Mix in a half teaspoon of baking soda and stir until it's clear. Make sure it's clear. Drink it, and swallow the pill. (Half teaspoon only. More is not better in this case.) The baking soda water will eliminate your heartburn in about 15 seconds, and last long enough (an hour or so) for the pill to take effect for long term relief. I do this usually twice a day, sometimes up to four times if I'm going crazy with chili and tequila. It works.