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Old 02-16-2010, 10:08 AM  
jerryb
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Saginaw, Michigan USA
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Another joke ...

Guy is walking on a beach and sees a bottle. He picks it up and rubs it a little. (How many jokes start like this? ) Anyway, a genie pops out and says he has 3 wishes.

Guy wishes for a new BMW convertible. Poof! There is a new Beemer.

Guys second wish is to have the car filled with a million $100 bills with 5 naked horny teen girls laying on top begging him for sex. Poof! Car is filled with $100 dollar bills and the 5 naked teens are on top begging him for sex.

Guys 3rd wish is for a dick that hangs all the way down to the ground. Poof! He is immediately standing on 3" legs.

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