Originally Posted by jerryb

Guy is walking on a beach and sees a bottle. He picks it up and rubs it a little. (How many jokes start like this? ) Anyway, a genie pops out and says he has 3 wishes.

Guy wishes for a new BMW convertible. Poof! There is a new Beemer.

Guys second wish is to have the car filled with a million $100 bills with 5 naked horny teen girls laying on top begging him for sex. Poof! Car is filled with $100 dollar bills and the 5 naked teens are on top begging him for sex.

Guys 3rd wish is for a dick that hangs all the way down to the ground. Poof! He is immediately standing on 3" legs.