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Old 02-17-2010, 08:53 PM  
LickMyBalls
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 756
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Originally Posted by Biggy View Post
I think our conversion process would improve by 0% and in fact, I've tested this. My statistical analysis have shown that porn buyers tend to be impulsive, there tends to be more new buyers coming in and leaving in a very fast circular door situation, vs 1 time buyers in the business picking and choosing a new porn site every month to purchase. I think the amount of free porn out on the market proves that theres a lot of free alternatives and little incentive to buy month after month, especially since very few people even have a product that is better than a tube site. I won't even go into the details of increasing rebill decline rates and everything else that prove what I'm saying is factual. Those are the #s we see. I am now officially done here.
I think what I just read translates into "I'm not making as much money as I used to so I'll find new, creative and borderline legal ways to make it instead and fuck anyone who doesn't like it while I burn down everything in my path."

I personally wouldn't give a mother fucking flying fuckall about what you do with your mother fucking piece of shit sites if it weren't for one mother fucking problem. The problem is that customers tend to lump us all into one group. If a customer gets fucked by Lowe's, do they think Home Depot will fuck them too? Nope. But when a surfer gets ass-raped by one porn site, they take it out on all others. So, IMHO, sites like teengfs cost ME money and that pisses ME off. And it should piss off every other legitimate adult webmaster who is trying to stay in this business for the long haul. I got a ton of swear words I wanna spew all over you right now but I'm no longer sure what the banning rules are so I'll hold em in for now. I'll just sit here and do some detailed statistical analysis on how much money I think you cost me today. And then I'll extrapolate that into how much I think your today's signups are going to cost me a next month.
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