You would need a step in between. page A has the first link, page B contains the script you need and page C is your scriptless HTML. Grab the chromeless script from
Microbians (they've been working on an Internet Explorer 6-compatible chromeless window), save it as an external .js file. Then try a < body onLoad=whatever.js > thing. Put all that on page B, and let it fire page C.
Of course, your page C html will still need to include the < body s c r o l l="no" > tag for the no-scroll bar thing.
Would that work?