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Gutterboy · 05-03-2003, 04:40 AM

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Originally posted by dokk

You wouldn't believe me but I'll go ahead and tell you anyway. The entire premises is surrounded by PIR sensors in different zones that let me know exactly whehther it's a car person and automatically is programmed not to activate on any animal going by etc.

So I know which direction they're coming from which kicks on a monitor and camera for that particular zone.

Each zone is equipped with auto switching color/bw infrared waterproof (down to 500m) cameras that get a gorgeous picture even in pitch black of night. The day pic ain't so bad either.

The entire system is integrated into a matrix that i designed myself using commercial grade modulators (holland), I tri multiplexed through a hacked Replay unit (look up replay hacking project on google) and I have a pair of 150giggers in there that will record real time multiple camera angles of EVERYTHING that goes on the outside perimeter of the whole place.

This is fed back into the already existing cable provided by.. shit.. whoever the dumbasses were that put in my cable way back and tromped all over my brand new carpet with their muddy ass boots.. DAMMIT and they even drilled holes through my electrical lines.

Any guess as to why I switched to Dish Network?
I'll only give ya one lol. ;-)

Anyway.. that's only a portion of the system.. the entire thing is computer controlled by a system i designed and built myself.

If an alarm goes off all I have to do is pick up the phone, press the pound sign and it will tell me what exactly is going on from the temperature, a rapisit, robber or whatever I want it to in very understandable computer english (latest microsoft codecs, i'm on their beta team)

And the sweetest part of it all is that I can do all that with a tiny little Motorola umm.. I think it's a T200 a little red pager thing with a teeensy little keyboard. You type on it with your thumbs.

Takes a little practice but once u get good with it it's easy and fun.

I can control everything in thte house from temp to lights (even dim by percentage increments) and have it all done by all kinds of automatic ways from just telling it to to sending it a little email on my little pager.

And jeez.. that's just the security portion... i'm pooped.

lol...

nitey!

You are a fucking kook.